Laugh Out Loud with the Best Trumpet Jokes, Puns, and One-Liners for Brass Players

How do you know who the principal trumpet is?
They tell you


Do you play the Trumpet Voluntary?
No, my parents made me do it

How do you find the trumpet players on the playground?
Look for the kids that can’t swing


What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
About three decibels

Why are most trumpet jokes written by trombone players?
They seldom get jobs


How many second trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can’t go up that high

What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars?
Continue to play gigs until the money ran out


How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louis Armstrong would have done it

What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn’t


How do you get a trumpet to play fff?
Write mp on the part

What’s the trumpet player’s handshake?
Hi, I’m better than you


What’s the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money

What do trumpets have in common with pirates?
Terror on the high C’s


How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds it in place and the whole world revolves around him