How do you know who the principal trumpet is? They tell you
Do you play the Trumpet Voluntary? No, my parents made me do it
How do you find the trumpet players on the playground? Look for the kids that can’t swing
What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet? About three decibels
Why are most trumpet jokes written by trombone players? They seldom get jobs
How many second trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can’t go up that high
What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars? Continue to play gigs until the money ran out
How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louis Armstrong would have done it
What is a gentleman? Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn’t
How do you get a trumpet to play fff? Write mp on the part
What’s the trumpet player’s handshake? Hi, I’m better than you
What’s the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money
What do trumpets have in common with pirates? Terror on the high C’s
How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds it in place and the whole world revolves around him
